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Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.

( Paul Samuelson )

The investor’s chief problem — and even his worst enemy — is likely to be himself.

( Benjamin Graham )

When a falling stock becomes a screaming buy because it cannot conceivably drop further, try to buy it thirty percent lower.

( Al Rizzo )

They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

( Brian Fantana )

he stock market is never obvious. It is designed to fool most of the people, most of the time.

( Jesse Livermore )

Survival is the only road to riches.

( Peter L. Bernstein )

In bear markets, stocks return to their rightful owners.

( Proverb )