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If you aren’t thinking about owning a stock for 10 years, don’t even think about owning it for 10 minutes.

( Warren Buffett )

Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.

( Paul Samuelson )

They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

( Brian Fantana )

A bull market is like sex. It feels best just before it ends.

( Barton Biggs )

Buy not on optimism, but arithmetic.

( Benjamin Graham )

he stock market is never obvious. It is designed to fool most of the people, most of the time.

( Jesse Livermore )

Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away.

( Jim Cramer )