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I hate weekends because there is no stock market.

( Rene Rivkin )

Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.

( Paul Samuelson )

The goal of a successful trader is to make the best trades. Money is secondary.

( Alexander Elder )

They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

( Brian Fantana )

Large price changes tend to be followed by more large changes, positive or negative. Small changes tend to be followed by more small changes. Volatility clusters.

( Benoit B. Mandlebrot )

Survival is the only road to riches.

( Peter L. Bernstein )

Stocks Don't Move. They Are Moved.

( Mr. Cooper )