I hate weekends because there is no stock market.
( Rene Rivkin )
An object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.
( Newton )
Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.
( Paul Samuelson )
They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
( Brian Fantana )
A bull market is like sex. It feels best just before it ends.
( Barton Biggs )
Patterns of price movement are not random. However, they're close enough to random.
( Jim Simons )
There is nothing riskier than the widespread perception that there is no risk.
( Howard Marks )